la_tante (la_tante) wrote,

 So I just want to tell all y'all that I'm drunk in an internet cafe in Hong Kong in which everyone is speaking Hindi.  This makes me.......awesome.  Hot Tip #1: Fly Cathay Pacific whenever possible: Both my wife and I got a blow job in economy class.  Pretty much unbeatable.  Oh, and I just had a big ass beer and bowl of noodles in a back alley in Hong Kong. The only thing that could take me right now is fatherhood....signed the man.

above is the text of an email i just got from my bass player who's traveling in china for a month.  they left yesterday.  i think this may be the best email i've ever gotten.


Tags: life (the real one)
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