So I just want to tell all y'all that I'm drunk in an internet cafe in Hong Kong in which everyone is speaking Hindi. This makes me.......awesome. Hot Tip #1: Fly Cathay Pacific whenever possible: Both my wife and I got a blow job in economy class. Pretty much unbeatable. Oh, and I just had a big ass beer and bowl of noodles in a back alley in Hong Kong. The only thing that could take me right now is fatherhood....signed the man.
above is the text of an email i just got from my bass player who's traveling in china for a month. they left yesterday. i think this may be the best email i've ever gotten.