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you guys.  i've just been wandering through the craigslist men seeking women ads for shiggles (yes, i should be sleeping, and yes, this the 4th night in a row i've been up past 2 am--so?), and now all i want to do is fucking email these idiot guys and tell them to get their fucking grammar and punctuation together and NOT TO CAPITALIZE RANDOM WORDS--THIS ISN'T FUCKING GERMANY!!!!!!!!!   fuck.  

this post brought to you by the letters "w', "t" and "f'.

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bonorattle
Jun. 20th, 2009 02:00 pm (UTC)
I used to peruse the dating websites before I (luckily) met my husband. Any man who didn't know the difference between "YOUR" and "YOU'RE" was automatically disqualified.
la_tante
Jun. 21st, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
omg totally. "they're, their, and there" make me nuts too! i mean, spell check anyone? or grammar check? they're free and generally installed on every single computer in the known universe! it's the grammatical equivalent of spinach in your teeth on a first date......ick.
sinkwriter
Jun. 20th, 2009 03:49 pm (UTC)
*chuckling* Yeah... I probably wouldn't be interested in contacting any of those guys. Basic grammar and punctuation is important to me.

*eye twitches at those who can't even get the difference between its and it's*

Run, Julia, run for your life! ;D
la_tante
Jun. 21st, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
oh good god yes. i'm picking out my running shoes as i type! oh the "it's its" conundrum! i mean how hard is it to understand a freakin' contraction? how hard?????
trillingstar
Jun. 20th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
Obviously I have been remiss in not sending you more work. ;)

Maybe the random capitalization is some sort of sekrit mating call for woo girls. Woooooooo!
la_tante
Jun. 21st, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
a woo girl of which i am so not! i sometimes wish i were so i could be less picky and more sexed but i just can't. and you should be sending me more work.....are you writing your big bang? come on now! *crack* consider this me cracking the whip and kicking you in the ass!

also i was wondering if you would make me a meloni icon or two....i'd really love one from that old time movie star pic you showed me the other night. you know the one with the circle behind him? they don't even need text though if you're inspired that would be awesome...i'd just love to have something for my very own.

trillingstar
Jun. 21st, 2009 06:20 am (UTC)
Uh... no. I sort of had to scrap that. But I'll come up with something else. In the next sixteen days. You bet! ;)

i was wondering if you would make me a meloni icon or two
Of course I will. Do you want it to say your name (lol) or is there any text you'd prefer? LMK. Will you be on Yahoo tonight? *perks*
la_tante
Jun. 22nd, 2009 10:17 am (UTC)
sweetie!
omg i totally missed this email and missed talking to you! so apparently i need an update on the big bang story? what's up with that?
xo
j

roguemarch
Jun. 21st, 2009 04:39 am (UTC)
Bwahahaha! Some men are just crazy if you ask me :P
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