how would i go about hiring a henchman? i'm watching all these spy shows and they are fully staffed...so how do i get one? is there a jobdango or monster.com for henchmen? maybe there's a website that's a clearinghouse? a huge database that allows you to pick the various skills and accessories? and hair length? facial hair too? come on, you guys, i need an evil dude! my nefarious plans need a-hatchin!
oh don davis. you were such a great leader and we will all miss you so. how sad. the sgc will never be the same.