So I just want to tell all y'all that I'm drunk in an internet cafe in Hong Kong in which everyone is speaking Hindi. This makes me.......awesome. Hot Tip #1: Fly Cathay Pacific whenever possible: Both my wife and I got a blow job in economy class. Pretty much unbeatable. Oh, and I just had a big ass beer and bowl of noodles in a back alley in Hong Kong. The only thing that could take me right now is fatherhood....signed the man.
above is the text of an email i just got from my bass player who's traveling in china for a month. they left yesterday. i think this may be the best email i've ever gotten.
witness: ordered from amazon.fail a grand collection of lovelies
The Graveyard Book--gaiman The Composer Is Dead + cd--snickett As Good As It Gets Roxanne Blast From the Past Pleasantville Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Clueless The Wedding Singer
these movies are like comfort food for me. i used to have them on vhs but got rid of them when i went digital. so i've been plotting recouping those losses.
plus House seasons 1 through 4 are on their way eventually though not soon enough for me. and i pre-ordered wire in the blood series 6. house and tony hill. i couldn't be more thrilled to have them living in my home.
oh yes. i am doing a happy dance (see icon). but quietly and in a reclined position.