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i have just discovered how i met your mother which is full of delicious awesomeness and is completely legen wait for it and i hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the second part has dary!

haaaave you met my new gay boyfriend, neil patrick harris? 

oh it makes me so happy!



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Apr. 30th, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
oh, my god. we are totally coming into HIMYM fandom at the same time, then. (Except due to my complete sloth-like ability to go to work, then come home and do NOTHING but watch DVDs for endless hours until I pass out, repeat, I have caught up on every single episode from the pilot on in less than a month. I'm strangely proud of my obsessive tendencies to mainline too much TV in too short a time.)

I can't imagine a time that I wasn't obsessed with BroTP and NPH (although I must admit I always loved Doogie and I'm a big fan of gay boys, and NPH is the epitome of hot gay boys.)
Apr. 30th, 2008 05:26 am (UTC)
omg we are!!!! completely, and i too can mainline like you wouldn't believe. i think that the fact that nph is gay makes barney even hotter. how perverse is that? but it's so true. he is hotter than a really hot thing!
Apr. 30th, 2008 05:31 am (UTC)
I completely agree! I was talking to my manager at work the other day (who is completely openly gay and AH-MAZING) about my obsession with NPH, and he was like, "Oh, honey, wrong team. I get him!" And then we started talking about how funny it is that NPH is gay and plays a super womanizer on HIMYM.

But it does make him hotter (that, and he's impeccably groomed, which is hot to me.) He is hotter than two hot things.
Apr. 30th, 2008 05:34 am (UTC)
you're right and i think he may be hotter than anything times infinty plus one.....lol and btw, totally unfair that we can't have him. you tell your manager that!
Apr. 30th, 2008 05:45 am (UTC)
i tried to tell my manager that maybe nph wasn't a lost cause, that maybe i could have him too, but he just laughed, said "tough luck, cookie" and then proceeded to tell me how nph has been in all of his magazines lately (and i guess by 'his' magazines he means the magazines i am not allowed to read because i am not awesomely gay.)

(speaking of gay, are you an anderson cooper fan? (icon), because if not, that is one awesomely gay genius.)
Apr. 30th, 2008 05:55 am (UTC)
i don't know anderson cooper at all but his name has come up recently i think because of my nacent interest in nph. and fabulous gay men are not exactly a dime a dozen. i guess i shoudl be reading the gay men's mags. hmmmm maybe it's time to think about a sex change? then i could be gay and still have nph!! omg, my brain just melted for a moment........
Apr. 30th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)
Oh, you totally just went there.

Sex change operation sounds pretty reasonable to me if it means you can get NPH. The therapist you're forced to see beforehand would TOTALLY think that's a legit reason (maybe the therapist is secretly going to therapy for the SAME EXACT REASON.)

my brain is melting and oozing out my ears, currently.
Apr. 30th, 2008 06:09 am (UTC)
i am laughing so hard i'm worried i'll disturb my neighbors!!!
Apr. 30th, 2008 06:17 am (UTC)
yeah, that's right.

oh man. now i kind of want to write fic about YOU and NPH and this therapist trying to out-sex-change you in time and then it's a mad dash for NPH, but WAIT, NPH is awesome as always and is in New York, doing an off-broadway play, where he runs into (prepare yourself), Barney Stinson himself, coming out of his own off-off-off (x infinity) broadway play that really just means he just slept with someone on a broadway theatre stage.

And then the world implodes.

Awesome story, or awesomest story?
Apr. 30th, 2008 06:30 am (UTC)
oh my god woman! you are the best. yes. i would totally slay the therapist though. no one could compete with the sexchanged julia and i would have nph. and omg nph with barney? that gives us the possibility of a devils 3way. now that's wank of the very finest kind. and i would read it. yes i would.
Apr. 30th, 2008 06:35 am (UTC)
ok, hang on. because i am about to blow your mind with my mind again.

so, NPH, Barney and you are sitting in mclarens, being all awesome. And the therapist is still in that back alley off broadway, but who cares about her when there is NPH sitting across from you. BUT THEN. out of nowhere, it appears, because these things happen in the best of fics, barney's great-great-great-x-infinity grandfather shows up (WITH the bro-code). Devil's 4way? I think so.
Apr. 30th, 2008 06:47 am (UTC)
omg consider my brain blown, napped, woken up, eaten some ben and jerry's and back in the game, baby! true story.

as long as there is no codpiece blocking! i'm down with the devil's 4way. dude, maybe marshall could come over to help lawyer the bro code for us. you know? fine tune it?
Apr. 30th, 2008 06:51 am (UTC)
OMG. Marshall. (His line of, "Barney, does Robin KNOW you slept with her?" ENDED MY LIFE for like, two full minutes)

So, Marshall starts dictating (heee) all this lawyery stuff, not really paying attention to the awesome orgy occurring in front of him. So he finishes his lawyery awesomeness and looks up and is all, "You were just lawyered! And... raped? OMG, that is not natural."

Apr. 30th, 2008 06:56 am (UTC)
i know that line was so awesome. it was awesome squared.

and yes marshall would totally lawyer everyone and then jump into the orgy. at least until lily calls him on his cell and he has to go home to give her some sugar.....
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